Thursday March 12, 2015
We're a funny bunch. We like a chuckle. A good joke. Like a refreshing glass of Sunny D, a rib tickling chortle can make your day that little bit sunnier.
Here are some of our current top 10 favourites.
Q: What is square and green?
A: An orange in disguise.
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn't peeling well.
Q: What is the strongest vegetable in the world?
A: A muscle sprout.
Q: Why did the grape stop on the motorway?
A: Because he ran out of juice.
Q: Why are bananas never lonely?
A: Because they always hang out in bunches.
Q: What is small, round and giggles a lot?
A: A tickled onion.
Q: What do you call two rows of vegetables?
A: A dual cabbage way.
Q: What is the most romantic fruit salad?
A: A date with a peach.
Q: Where do baby apes sleep?
A: In apricots.
Q: What can a whole orange do that half an orange can't?
A: Look round.
Did you laugh out loud or groan? Get in touch on Facebook and tell us your favourite jokes for a chance to win a prize.