Favourite zany Sunny D jokes to make you chuckle

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We're a funny bunch. We like a chuckle. A good joke. Like a refreshing glass of Sunny D, a rib tickling chortle can make your day that little bit sunnier.

Here are some of our current top 10 favourites.

Q: What is square and green?
A: An orange in disguise.

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn't peeling well.

Q: What is the strongest vegetable in the world?
A: A muscle sprout.

Q: Why did the grape stop on the motorway?
A: Because he ran out of juice.

Q: Why are bananas never lonely?
A: Because they always hang out in bunches.

Q: What is small, round and giggles a lot?
A: A tickled onion.

Q: What do you call two rows of vegetables?
A: A dual cabbage way.

Q: What is the most romantic fruit salad?
A: A date with a peach.

Q: Where do baby apes sleep?
A: In apricots.

Q: What can a whole orange do that half an orange can't?
A: Look round.

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