10 Animal Jokes and 10 Amazing Animal Facts

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Ten Animal Jokes to Make You Groan...

At Sunny D we love a good corny joke - here's ten of our animal-related favourites.

What do chickens do at the gym?


Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?

Because she was a snappy dresser

Why are cats good at winning competitions?

Because they enter every cat-egory

When is the best time to buy chicks?

When they are going 'cheep'

What do you call an ant that likes its own company?

An independ-ant

How did Noah see his animals on the Ark at nightime?

They were all flood-lit

What is black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra

How do electric eels taste?


Which pet makes a loud noise?

A trumpet

What goes 'tick tick woof'?

A watchdog

... and Ten Amazing Animal Facts

I love learning weird and wonderful animal facts - you never know when they might come in handy! Here's ten of my favourites. Why not see how many you can remember?

ONE: Jellyfish don't have brains. And a group of jellyfish is called a bloom, swarm or smack.

TWO: Horses and cows sleep while standing up.

THREE: Sharks lay the biggest eggs in the world.

FOUR: The average housefly only lives for two or three weeks.

FIVE: Never trust a snake. Even when it has its eyes closed, it can still see through its eyelids.

SIX: The Jamaican Fruit Bat smells of soap.

SEVEN: The catfish has more taste buds than any other creature. They are also said to be able to detect earthquakes days in advance.

EIGHT: Brunei ants have ant guards which can explode their own heads when threatened leaving a horrible sticky mess to slow down advancing intruders.

NINE: Bears like the smell of toothpaste.

TEN: An average spider can spin more than four miles of silk in its lifetime. That's a lot of webs.