10 Animal Jokes and 10 Amazing Animal Facts
Ten Animal Jokes to Make You Groan...
At Sunny D we love a good corny joke - here's ten of our animal-related favourites.
What do chickens do at the gym?
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser
Why are cats good at winning competitions?
Because they enter every cat-egory
When is the best time to buy chicks?
When they are going 'cheep'
What do you call an ant that likes its own company?
How did Noah see his animals on the Ark at nightime?
They were all flood-lit
What is black and white and eats like a horse?
How do electric eels taste?
Which pet makes a loud noise?
What goes 'tick tick woof'?
... and Ten Amazing Animal Facts
I love learning weird and wonderful animal facts - you never know when they might come in handy! Here's ten of my favourites. Why not see how many you can remember?
ONE: Jellyfish don't have brains. And a group of jellyfish is called a bloom, swarm or smack.
TWO: Horses and cows sleep while standing up.
THREE: Sharks lay the biggest eggs in the world.
FOUR: The average housefly only lives for two or three weeks.
FIVE: Never trust a snake. Even when it has its eyes closed, it can still see through its eyelids.
SIX: The Jamaican Fruit Bat smells of soap.
SEVEN: The catfish has more taste buds than any other creature. They are also said to be able to detect earthquakes days in advance.
EIGHT: Brunei ants have ant guards which can explode their own heads when threatened leaving a horrible sticky mess to slow down advancing intruders.
NINE: Bears like the smell of toothpaste.
TEN: An average spider can spin more than four miles of silk in its lifetime. That's a lot of webs.